Posts in the "Humour" Category

• Sod's (Murphy's) Laws of Second Life

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  1. When scripting, pretend it was *supposed* to do that. 2. Nothing you’ll make in Second Life is fool-proof, because they’re your only target audience. 3. Nothing will ever be built and completed within the time frame you set yourself. 4. For every step you take, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. 5. If [...]

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• SL Glossary

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  As part of the ever growing service to inform and educate our readers on the ways of Second Life (and because the current SL Glossary is boring), allow me to present the Metaversally Speaking Guide to Second Life Lingo! A Abuse Report – A feature used mainly by mentors when any slight thing goes against [...]

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• Conversations

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    I don’t want to date you. I don’t want to know how big your cock is. I do not want to try out some new pose balls. Thank you, I know I look pretty. No, I will not have sex with you. Thank you! I like this club too, that’s why I come here. [...]

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• The Noob's Guide To Second Life

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  It’s no secret that the vast majority of users signing up to Second Life will register, look around and then leave, never to return again. This can be due to many reasons – not understanding SL tops the list as it is such a culture shock to many new people. The interface, the people, the [...]

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• Disabled: In-world Issues

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  [4:39 PM PST] Technicians are currently investigating an issue which may interfere with with in world functionality. Logins have been disabled. Please refrain from transactions and rezzing non-copy objects. Watch the blog for more updates. [4:40 PM PST] Oh, looks like we just lost teleports too. Sucks if you’re naked in Korea.. mainly because wearing [...]

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• 50 More Rules of Second Life

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  51. Everybody is a freak. They just seem normal until you get to know them. 52. If you think there’s no drama in your Second Life, that’s because you’re the cause of it. 53. The secret to an SL relationship lasting longer than a month are held in two key phrases – “I’m sorry” and [...]

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• New Abuse Reporting System

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  Taken from the Second Life Blog. New Abuse Reporting System Greetings! As per resident feedback taken from a variety of opinions ranging from direct feedback on forums and through various resources such as the JIRA, we have redeveloped our Abuse Reports system to better suit the needs of our users, as well as being easier [...]

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• How To Get Over Your SL-Ex

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  How To Get Over Your SL-Ex, inspired by my own batshit-crazy ex:.. woah, I better not say her name. Rawr. But I’m sure anyone who’s had a pyscho ex can relate.. and heck, also if you are the said “Batshit Crazy” (I’d denote that to the acronym BC, but that’s hitting a little close to [...]

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• Resolutions

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  1. Stop looking at the Second Life Registration page and thinking about all the funny names that could be registered. Just accept that I’m slow, and someone’s already nabbed the good ones. And I have enough alts as it is.. a man can only fit so many passwords in his head, and there is no [...]

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• M Linden's Email

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  So I, like, totally hacked M Linden’s email inbox. *cough* Yeah, this is my latest parody based off the back of a Santa Claus parody.. I bring you email joy! Enjoy!

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